Thursday, February 22, 2007 Dordle 55 I finally got around to buying dordles.com. All it will do is forward to my dordles page here, but I do plan on making it a full-fledged mini site.

One of my favorite dordles was done today as part of my romantic invention series.

The text reads:

There is nothing better in a steady relationship than the voluntary act of holding hands to express your love and connection. But in today's fast paced world, there often isn't time for such tender moments. Wouldn't it be great if you could make cellular phone calls while eating a sandwich, or jerk off while solving a Rubik's cube ALL while holding hands with your lover? Now you can, big time!!! Just attach the prosthetic arms with the included straps, slip your real arm through the passthrough hole, and you're ready to take your life to an unprecedented level of efficiency and intimacy. The arms are made with durable and romantic plastic; the straps are woven ballistic nylon. In case one person wants to hold hands the "traditional" way, one arm can be removed. And thanks to the self-warming latex "hands," the grip feels as natural and real as it possibly can, all things considered. While supplies last.

*Do not touch people without permission.