A Variety of Photographs From the Last Few Days Selected to Inspire Maximum Jealousy in All Viewers*

Whenever I’m unburdened from feeling lost and unsure of myself, I purposefully investigate the Bay Area. Nature is the primary destination; other times, hipster gourmet ice-cream.

The goals are simple:

1. Figure out what the deuce is my purpose in life.
2. See beautiful things and snap low-quality digital photos of them to upload to this blog in order to inspire maximum jealousy in all viewers.*

By reminding others of how lucky I actually have it, I hope to remind myself.

A Variety of Photographs From the Last Few Days:

Sea Cliff, AKA Robin Williams’ neighborhood, seen from weeding invasive plants by the Veteran’s Memorial above Baker Beach.

Pine go die now.

Light and shadow on miniature dunes.

Dusty Bunny watches those who intrude upon his pee-pee woods.

Orange moss.

The scenic Hobo Rape Trail.

A spirit cat guards the abandoned back yard of a house by Ocean Beach.

A sliver of light on the horizon reminds the city that it’s overcast.

A ripple study.

Despite all my rage, I’m looking out a cave.

Marin Headlands in patchy sunlight.

Odd clouds above Japan Center.

The Dredge Report.

TCHO: locally made chocolate, high technology.

Fungus amongst us.

Horns of mushrooms growing from a block.

Tasmanian slippers by Coit Tower.

Juvenile hummingbird.

Observing the rock.

View from Coit Tower.

Looking down at the parking.

Chinatown.

Lady of Chinatown has a full agenda.

Back alley abortion site.

Meat for sale.

Limp man surrounded by aphrodisiacs.

Colorblind wall tiles.

Wonky.

The city at night as seen from Twin Peaks.

A closer view.

And even closer view. Notice the woman in thong underwear watching an episode of “Caroline in the City” in the window on the right?

Night church.

Bridge posse.

Jack-o-lanterns.

Seals resting in Bolinas Lagoon.

Tree tunnel.

Black birds, green roof, white sky.

Milk comes from these.

Looking up the coast from near Pt. Reyes Lighthouse.

Drake’s Bay.

Slug voyeuer.

Doe, a deer, a female…sorry, I can’t remember the rest of that song.

Shed and wind sloped trees.

Moon Base Alpha.

Point Reyes Lighthouse.

Glimmer.

Moldy wall, fatal fall.

J and I.**

Whales!!!

Birds in the throws of a mating dance.

Buck.

Our table.

Wonderful French toast.

Ship delivering massive legos.

A closer view.

J DAWG and I as athletic types on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Shed.

Bikes.

Sunset over Aquatic Park.

The Segway Cult.

House of Air, a trampoline dream land.

Me, J, and K.**

Animation of J and I doing flips.**

I hope you enjoyed the preceding photos. If not, I understand. Perhaps the energy of San Francisco’s local baseball team winning a game has clouded your judgement?