The Ridiculousness of Everyday Life
Teflon is frictionless.
My blogging is meticulous.
iPads are frivolous.
Life in San Francisco is ridiculous.
Salty ice in liquid form lapping up against Tomales point.
Hung like two horses.
The Cliffs of Despair.
Lady of the shrubbery.
Life finds a way.
Trustworthy sandwich ad.
Wave them like you just don’t care.
Our neighborhood construction crew works under tight tolerances.
A lovely landing.
Loaves, fresh from the uterus.
Goodbye, my old friend.
Well, I may be trespassing.
Step on your mother’s back, break Jameson on a crack.
Sea foam trim.
Grand View path.
Flowers at the top of the world.
Mr. Rogers’s Neighborhood.
Enthusiastic Space Jam roadkill.
[SFX: Studio audience laugher.]